Post by Shel & Ito Squad Goals on Mar 6, 2016 3:20:27 GMT
i rate 10 dead bodies out of 10 dead bodies
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"Uh, Axel?" Xio popped his head into the room.
"Yes, Xio?" Axel answered. He was currently reading 'my one true love', the best selling romance novel.
"I think I just found a dead body."
The deerboi sighed and put his book down.
"How many times have I told, you, Xio, to not go killing people without permission?"
"B-But it wasn't me this time, I swear."
"Fine, fine. You dickhead. We'll go on with the usual."
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"It seems like a student, not naming who, had discovered a god-damned body! Again! Ha! Bet you weren't tired of that shit! Gather in the stupid courtroom in 3 minutes."
Beeeep.
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"Aww man, this is hella rad!" Student A called out.
"I can't wait until we tamper with the crime scene!" Student F cheered.
Students D, E, and C was betting on who was getting killed. It's definitely either B or G, one argued. Nah, it must be J. He's scored last on the latest popularity test. Pssh, E laughed. He vote for I--
"Silence, you pathetic beings." A boy wearing white, who looked strangely like Axel, decided to take the microphone. Either his message wasn't clear enough, or the students couldn't hear him, because a moment later they went back to discussing how they want the execution to go. Well, don't let your dreams be dreams, right? He rambled on anyway, about how pathetic everyone is, while also informing us about the patheticness of this pathetic building.
Then Axel came in with a flying kick and send him into the sick bay area.
"Shitholes!" He yelled into the mic, resulting in bleeding ears.
"Get ready for the trial! You think I like doing this crap? News flash, no! I don't get payed enough for this shit! I don't even get payed!"
Everyone moved into their proper positions to stop Father-Axel from breaking their ear drums again. Xio guiltily shuffled to his spot, mumbling "Should've burn the body." along the way.
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"I got drama shows to catch up on, so do this quick. Don't let this span 5 pages." Axel put on his nicely-curled judge wig.
...
"XIO!"
"W-What?"
Everyone in the room know the Xio was Axel's golden boy, including that coffee mug in the sink. If there is a person that should go to his dungeon it was him.
"OPENING STATEMENT!"
"O-Ok, er, the victim was one Hershel Lay- I mean, Jahne, age 17, occupation Flight Att-"
"Get to the point."
"...Killed in the kitchen, with a knife, in the back, blood, pink, facing down, coffee mug in hand, coffee inside spilled on floor, near table, dying message written with coffee, written 'Xio'- wait, what?"
"There we go. Arrest him guys!"
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now open to logic
ask questions away
spread the crack trial to your family and friends!
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"Uh, Axel?" Xio popped his head into the room.
"Yes, Xio?" Axel answered. He was currently reading 'my one true love', the best selling romance novel.
"I think I just found a dead body."
The deerboi sighed and put his book down.
"How many times have I told, you, Xio, to not go killing people without permission?"
"B-But it wasn't me this time, I swear."
"Fine, fine. You dickhead. We'll go on with the usual."
----
"It seems like a student, not naming who, had discovered a god-damned body! Again! Ha! Bet you weren't tired of that shit! Gather in the stupid courtroom in 3 minutes."
Beeeep.
----
"Aww man, this is hella rad!" Student A called out.
"I can't wait until we tamper with the crime scene!" Student F cheered.
Students D, E, and C was betting on who was getting killed. It's definitely either B or G, one argued. Nah, it must be J. He's scored last on the latest popularity test. Pssh, E laughed. He vote for I--
"Silence, you pathetic beings." A boy wearing white, who looked strangely like Axel, decided to take the microphone. Either his message wasn't clear enough, or the students couldn't hear him, because a moment later they went back to discussing how they want the execution to go. Well, don't let your dreams be dreams, right? He rambled on anyway, about how pathetic everyone is, while also informing us about the patheticness of this pathetic building.
Then Axel came in with a flying kick and send him into the sick bay area.
"Shitholes!" He yelled into the mic, resulting in bleeding ears.
"Get ready for the trial! You think I like doing this crap? News flash, no! I don't get payed enough for this shit! I don't even get payed!"
Everyone moved into their proper positions to stop Father-Axel from breaking their ear drums again. Xio guiltily shuffled to his spot, mumbling "Should've burn the body." along the way.
---
"I got drama shows to catch up on, so do this quick. Don't let this span 5 pages." Axel put on his nicely-curled judge wig.
...
"XIO!"
"W-What?"
Everyone in the room know the Xio was Axel's golden boy, including that coffee mug in the sink. If there is a person that should go to his dungeon it was him.
"OPENING STATEMENT!"
"O-Ok, er, the victim was one Hershel Lay- I mean, Jahne, age 17, occupation Flight Att-"
"Get to the point."
"...Killed in the kitchen, with a knife, in the back, blood, pink, facing down, coffee mug in hand, coffee inside spilled on floor, near table, dying message written with coffee, written 'Xio'- wait, what?"
"There we go. Arrest him guys!"
---
now open to logic
ask questions away
spread the crack trial to your family and friends!
